tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85151554288021094172024-03-05T14:02:43.193-08:00.HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-4276638175607303242010-03-11T09:03:00.001-08:002010-03-11T09:03:38.238-08:00Táxi<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKe0maC5k0kd5INRnndvY0hwv1rtUZw_2oR6i2s_Ax_80NJJ6fp9pyDEW4oouRTTfG0jj6SnnXTuJ0iqRolj3WJ0RkFBY7tqsSi8djieNgxT6svgVQVmS10mhatPRcyVnJ88Ma5nJvo0Qx/s1600-h/taxi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKe0maC5k0kd5INRnndvY0hwv1rtUZw_2oR6i2s_Ax_80NJJ6fp9pyDEW4oouRTTfG0jj6SnnXTuJ0iqRolj3WJ0RkFBY7tqsSi8djieNgxT6svgVQVmS10mhatPRcyVnJ88Ma5nJvo0Qx/s400/taxi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447422994646669762" border="0" /></a>HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-86868663498993684432010-03-11T09:01:00.000-08:002010-03-25T05:02:37.137-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0ppZJMZa1ZxR7zxt_RCJmjuX9iiG8nwDfrOv4wvEel3IwfcJvdZejH0d9_Sh4JN4wIKEhaYyiBMxxfk1hoC9G97w0mexu5Yw1XTULG1-1YMqdafJXaVGevky4NZPjWIneSu60NYrsM0TH/s1600-h/tenteachar.gif"></a>HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-36041222471349844222010-03-11T09:00:00.000-08:002010-03-11T09:01:23.314-08:00Entrada Triunfal.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitXB64UEcgaMPsWC4OKES_PefSWe89x2HdJOvgpF2OXOKjhvZZBGVHQzqG0XRHEFNByMEltfNOTbM41Kqz_7IYRktYCvFw2sSE8h5c1S8O1N0k8LUPetIr0zLqia4rOU06J9hhfH1XxZdz/s1600-h/romantico.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7fNu6v7JHR4pheDjP-CntiV1wu5tILyY6SGh5zC3mWz_neBGV2jLB1oFwSsrFVNXx-wxPBruK1f2z9Ma69007epAfWbzDJB-N33KEcBQSqSEIqM-mUA-qVq0vmuS9z0yZA6Bq43sQRz8d/s400/euheuheu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445514080032698242" border="0" /></a>HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-35565941083327000052010-03-05T15:02:00.000-08:002010-03-11T08:30:23.736-08:00Portugueses<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilVXLUDnyz3KWTFTO26SzaIPw1iy3hNQtE9C1Ws7ufTDsll7nG5V3GvKhc55SUxxiYx77ebkjDsWkkP35afG59tYn2hyphenhyphenoFXPnDMbsEDoMt5dJToA8kk_tW0q7E8k4L-pCDMvpKlVyWJ5Jc/s1600-h/OH-BANDEIRA-DE-PORTUGAL%5B1%5D.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 142px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilVXLUDnyz3KWTFTO26SzaIPw1iy3hNQtE9C1Ws7ufTDsll7nG5V3GvKhc55SUxxiYx77ebkjDsWkkP35afG59tYn2hyphenhyphenoFXPnDMbsEDoMt5dJToA8kk_tW0q7E8k4L-pCDMvpKlVyWJ5Jc/s320/OH-BANDEIRA-DE-PORTUGAL%5B1%5D.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445294104347131778" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Você sabe quantos portugueses são necessários para afundar um<br />submarino?<br />Dois! Um bate na porta, o outro abre.<br /><br /><br />Você sabe como se chama Viagra em portugal?<br />Ração para pinto.<br /><br /><br />O assaltante aborda o Manoel no meio da rua.<br />- Pare! - grita.<br />- Impare! - grita de volta o Manoel estendendo três dedos.<br />- Mas eu estou te roubando - explica o assaltante.<br />- Então não brinco mais!<br /><br /><br />A mãe americana encontra uma lata de cerveja na bolsa da filha e pergunta para si mesma:<br />- Será que minha filha está bebendo?<br />A mãe italiana encontra um maço de cigarros na bolsa da filha e se questiona:<br />- Será que minha filha está fumando?<br />A mãe portuguesa encontra uma camisinha na bolsa da filha, e se pergunta:<br />- Meu Deus! Será que minha filha tem pinto?<br /><br /><br /><br />A portuguesinha de 10 anos vai pescar com o pai e volta com o rosto todo inchado.<br />A mãe, assustada, pergunta:<br />- Minha filha, que houve?<br />- Foi um marimbondo, mamãe…<br />- Ele te picou?<br />- Não deu tempo, o papai matou ele com o remo.HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-18538017253343436252010-03-05T14:45:00.000-08:002010-03-05T14:47:15.375-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTH1gfsd7EUm2S04MZMHJiosnyqT9vyfyaEjVOiFGtehEMCjVv5bz0issbESLbDLDUYTvFNWGPOxwn7bNXRFpgKhxXt8ADhow5TVmDgxmmhzax4nY8PrPgJnsxPUMSM2vjf3UodBEf5u4e/s1600-h/OgAAAAWTkXww7g3nm8YJcSElxXHnon0Evs_5ZUouG7nsqDdmbnEdtfOBGQfpZDd0j9x8zmDeKfD_thMj3c935TBZmQMAm1T1UDn_Dkb2I7hVf-ss72Cx1XSFJYTb%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 194px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 456px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445284757503309698" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTH1gfsd7EUm2S04MZMHJiosnyqT9vyfyaEjVOiFGtehEMCjVv5bz0issbESLbDLDUYTvFNWGPOxwn7bNXRFpgKhxXt8ADhow5TVmDgxmmhzax4nY8PrPgJnsxPUMSM2vjf3UodBEf5u4e/s400/OgAAAAWTkXww7g3nm8YJcSElxXHnon0Evs_5ZUouG7nsqDdmbnEdtfOBGQfpZDd0j9x8zmDeKfD_thMj3c935TBZmQMAm1T1UDn_Dkb2I7hVf-ss72Cx1XSFJYTb%5B1%5D.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div>HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-41781362955701849952010-03-05T08:42:00.000-08:002010-03-05T08:46:54.227-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmGeVVuMEX4jWOeCz16zcueedrnqXB6hdKfIX-g1U89DGUHj0mbjIzDGucHy01NFp_ptIsdbJkN4RuM7gx_Cro7AfJOktDRUbX3g4b6DrCSEZEFGadDv2CVEQ7pYrTUovRnOxPtLNBGjxW/s1600-h/nintendods.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 468px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmGeVVuMEX4jWOeCz16zcueedrnqXB6hdKfIX-g1U89DGUHj0mbjIzDGucHy01NFp_ptIsdbJkN4RuM7gx_Cro7AfJOktDRUbX3g4b6DrCSEZEFGadDv2CVEQ7pYrTUovRnOxPtLNBGjxW/s400/nintendods.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445192158359085106" border="0" /></a>HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-72957305457342103182010-03-05T08:20:00.000-08:002010-03-05T08:51:17.443-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsiWAloWG-V20YEUuyS628PWVV-d77gzE2pRvopp_3QvFX3i8T4cbsuiLVz_lgT7uj_auJicWggYTNO-1xZBlk4FMMnRpkWf7o2a2FZ6ZtR2RrS2csrK5JUzzgEZWlC4Uk0C7vzq6WBBQU/s1600-h/soldado.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 447px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsiWAloWG-V20YEUuyS628PWVV-d77gzE2pRvopp_3QvFX3i8T4cbsuiLVz_lgT7uj_auJicWggYTNO-1xZBlk4FMMnRpkWf7o2a2FZ6ZtR2RrS2csrK5JUzzgEZWlC4Uk0C7vzq6WBBQU/s400/soldado.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445193222120396882" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8bzyFZI9vpjB_KY_SWRMhAYLEGfMPK2lCbUKCYX7USPK-yi_qckHwp-pHydFwt2LAQRDr4TupZqA1aY8H4Hw9n-wrd82zuNmO2H6PNBcdT09_SsGtKNe4sAG1Un3ZpnWqsZ_e87mQnMyd/s1600-h/soldado.jpg"><br /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6-k_Z_qruOz_8JC0kfkIDA0mfAeyvam0s7AhBNeNPwDfslDxU4qPqyXEtbfFPOeaQrI_VnC-Zqx-Uz3lIOE0ec7v02rRRtf-pZeHikmwz5gjFGTRs_SuACbv4EQnNutY5V-ZSzhS8hbUY/s1600-h/soldado.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4w89ClrtPNeIRZCpYssb5uXVkN1li4hrHT-8f4kTOHzb2V07WuTUm1ECBYZh3OaZ0HriBw013W6BbrOWfCOFW8A4edOTh3ruNEs1JNRZnJz2ZieqfQRb68NU5Sz6CABpbawb0eF2G1OPx/s1600-h/OgAAAAWTkXww7g3nm8YJcSElxXHnon0Evs_5ZUouG7nsqDdmbnEdtfOBGQfpZDd0j9x8zmDeKfD_thMj3c935TBZmQMAm1T1UDn_Dkb2I7hVf-ss72Cx1XSFJYTb%5B1%5D.jpg"></a><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div>HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-40963497451281111852010-03-04T16:46:00.000-08:002010-03-04T16:53:10.669-08:00Frases de Homer J. Simpson<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPbgBZKN0mmkeKzAtHbshqtjA94fUVCEbn5tx_ZrVcFrdQLwRAOPPQhhL6YzrbiUSaGrQ8Q9RwpthruhM-qiSSXjLuaV9uzrZWIDstz-NY8htt83208U3r-tiOIrpAUtlsV_hIQujGu4X9/s1600-h/homer-simpson-1.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 167px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPbgBZKN0mmkeKzAtHbshqtjA94fUVCEbn5tx_ZrVcFrdQLwRAOPPQhhL6YzrbiUSaGrQ8Q9RwpthruhM-qiSSXjLuaV9uzrZWIDstz-NY8htt83208U3r-tiOIrpAUtlsV_hIQujGu4X9/s320/homer-simpson-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444946254008900706" border="0" /></a><br />A culpa é minha e eu coloco ela em quem eu quiser!<br /><br />Bem, ele pode ter todo o dinheiro do mundo, mas tem uma coisa que ele não pode comprar... Um dinossauro!<br /><br />Eu não estava mentindo! Estava escrevendo ficção com a boca.<br /><br />Se algo é difícil de fazer, então não vale a pena ser feito!<br /><br />Oh não, alienigenas espaciais!!!Não me coma, tenho mulher e três filhos...coma eles!!<br /><br />Nunca diga qualquer coisa a não ser que tenha certeza que todo mundo pensa o mesmo.<br /><br />Tenho três filhos e nenhum dinheiro...por que não posso ter nenhum filho e três dinheiros??<br /><br />Existem três jeitos de fazer as coisas: o jeito certo, o jeito errado, e o meu jeito, que é igual ao jeito errado, só que mais rápido."<br /><br />Chorar não vai trazer de volta seu cão, a não ser que suas lágrimas tenham cheiro de ração.<br /><br />A TV me respeita. Ela ri comigo e não de mim.<br /><br />"Existe três frases curtas que levarão sua vida adiante: 'Não diga que fui eu!', 'Oh, boa idéia, chefe!' e 'Já estava assim quando cheguei'."<br /><br />Eu não sou normalmente alguém que ora, mas se você estiver aí em cima, por favor me salve Superman.<br /><br />Um viva ao álcool, a causa e a solução de todos os nossos problemas!HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-40365013506311506502010-03-04T15:29:00.000-08:002010-03-04T15:32:06.936-08:00Frases de Caminhão<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLM0jMEgqKW0WsyLr3oFTAfhMa68YARTWTaEwL11_NKZD2AgypuUDSj4pvBn3HqC4YkghhCDX9kM54utV1QcO7JBILIS1HhCTWgYBBHEnCHfxCxiKHZm9VQIU6u6_cWd4qcvAFyZdn8uq7/s1600-h/1_caminhao_bras_tracao_total_1960.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 219px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLM0jMEgqKW0WsyLr3oFTAfhMa68YARTWTaEwL11_NKZD2AgypuUDSj4pvBn3HqC4YkghhCDX9kM54utV1QcO7JBILIS1HhCTWgYBBHEnCHfxCxiKHZm9VQIU6u6_cWd4qcvAFyZdn8uq7/s320/1_caminhao_bras_tracao_total_1960.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444925406136642018" border="0" /></a><br /><div class="content contentnodepiada" align="justify"> <p>Homem é como orelhão:<br />A cidade está cheia deles,<br />só que 75 % não funciona,<br />e o restante está ocupado. </p> <p>'Às vezes, é melhor ficar quieto e deixar que pensem que você é um idiota, do que abrir a boca e não deixar nenhuma dúvida.'</p> <p>Feliz é o dono de sex shop, que pode dizer:<br />'Pegue suas coisas e vá se foder!' E o cliente ainda sai todo feliz.</p> <p>O esperma não é apenas um líquido gosmento,<br />mas lágrimas de um pinto apaixonado!</p> <p>'Passar a mulher para trás é fácil, difícil é passar adiante!' </p> <p>'Mulher boa deve ser tratada como o bom vinho: mantida na horizontal, no escuro e com rolha na boca.' </p> <p>'Se tiver que casar, case com uma mulher baixa. Dos males, o menor!'</p> <p>PIOR DO QUE NÃO TER O QUE VESTIR, É NÃO TER ALGUÉM PARA TE DESPIR....</p> <p>Casamento começa em 'motel' e termina em 'pensão'!</p> <p>PINTO É QUE NEM DÓLAR: SOBE NO PARALELO E CAI NO OFICIAL.</p> <p>'Um casamento vai para o brejo, quando você começa a engolir tantos sapos, que não sobra mais tempo para comer a perereca!'</p> <p>É fazendo muita merda que se aduba a vida!!!</p> <p>'Ironia do destino é quando um jardineiro tem um filho florzinha e uma filha trepadeira...'</p> <p>Que mulher nunca comeu uma caixa de Bis por ansiedade, uma folha de alface por vaidade e um cafajeste por saudade?</p> <p>'Não adianta ser rico e usar roupas caras, se o melhor da vida a gente faz pelado.'</p> <p>'Nóis só num bebe acetona porque tira o esmalte dos dente.'</p> </div>HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-87044146240027596152010-03-04T15:24:00.000-08:002010-03-04T15:25:50.028-08:00O alemão, o brasileiro e o gago.Num avião,havia um alemão,um brasileiro e um gago que iriam pular de para-quedas.Para abrir o para-quedas eles tinha que falar:<br />-FARINHA,FAROFA,FUBA<br />Primeiro veio o alemao<br />-farinha,farofa,fuba<br />e o para-quedas abriu<br />Segundo o brasileiro<br />-farinha,farofa,fuba<br />e novamente o para-quedas abriu<br />Depois veio a vez do gago<br />-fafafarinha,fafafarofa,fufufu...fudeuHUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-72720781607887218272010-03-04T11:02:00.000-08:002010-03-04T11:08:43.211-08:00Conversa com DeusCerto dia um pobre homem resolveu falar com Deus, e para isso ficou 2 anos sem comer e sem beber, apenas rezando. Após esses dois anos Deus achou que o homem merecia a conversa, então desceu para a Terra e falou para o homem desabafar.<br />O homem olhou para Deus e disse:<br />-Deus quanto vale um centavo para o senhor?<br />E Deus lhe respondeu:<br />-Um milhão de reais !<br />-E um minuto? - perguntou o homem<br />-Um milhão de anos <br />E o homem feliz olhou para Deus e disse:<br />-então o senhor me dá um centavo<br />E Deus:<br />-Claro, só um minuto.HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515155428802109417.post-75657580337564920962010-03-04T06:30:00.000-08:002010-03-04T06:41:50.300-08:00HUMOR Ltda.<span style="font-weight: bold;">este site foi criado há 15 minutos, e nosso objetivo é fazer voce rir até quando seu PC dá pau.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">=D</span>HUMOR LTDA.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09761490837626123492noreply@blogger.com0